Letra de Richard Simmons vs David Hasselhoff - Epic rap battle parodies

(Feat. ["Mat4yo","MC Gaming FTW"])

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

RICHARD SIMMONS

VS

DAVID HASSELHOFF

BEGIN

The Hoff is coming in to make this pansy boy drop flat

On his ass, I'll swim to victory at last

You don't know physical fitness, the only thing here to witness

Is a bendy curvey bitch doing aerobics with his disco stick

You're getting old, I can see your FUPA through those shorts

You athletic abortion, thank the Lord you don't play sports

I'll keep watching my beaches, you stick to sweatin' with the oldies

Shove your tapes up your ass, video my body glowing

Judging by all your wives, how can your surfboard stand?

Your career is as trashed as your failed garage band

Your bathing suit's so tight, I don't wanna see what's in there

Just know, I rap harder than your nipples in the winter

Your muscles keep on flexing, while I'm running so majestic

I've had a damn succesful life, Davie, so just respect it

I'll leave you hoffing, without a hassel, before you can do anything to me

Your career went down the drain, and into the SpongeBob Movie

I'm a sex machine, I mean, I have two gorgeous daughters

You're a 70 year old virgin dressed in glitter knickerbockers

I'm the best hunk, driving talking cars, that you've never seen

The only way I'd let you KISS me, is if your name was Gene

And you ain't rich, you look like the poorest orphan from outer space

A flamboyant pasty face, less known than HoffSpace

I'm saving lives, rockin' speedos! You're a weirdo, I'm a boss

You're just the gay, skinny, dancing version of Bob Ross

Work it, work it! Feel the burn? Oh, that's just my disses

Quit showing off your pecks, and listen to how I spit this

I'm selling VHS's by the dozens, your fans left you abandoned

You're a lunatic lifegaurd, try to find a beach that isn't stranded

You better Baywatch yourself, I'm spitting more than you can chew

The only action you got as an old man was a sponge riding you

It's curtains for you, Hasselballs, it's time that we all cheer

Now twist, turn, stretch and get the fuck out of here

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES (Ha)

¿Te encanta la letra de Richard Simmons vs David Hasselhoff? ¡Compártela con tus amigos!