Letra de Captain America vs Uncle Sam - Epic rap battle parodies

(Feat. HarryPotter2875, Cam Steady)

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

CAPTAIN AMERICA

VS

UNCLE SAM

BEGIN

The first ever Avenger is gonna kick the ass of this colored Lincoln

"Is there ever any way to take down this tank?" is what you'll be thinking

I'm a super soldier fighting for America; survivor of the Second World War

I'll take down this long leg bitch and he'll flop more than the Fantastic Four

Now sonny, we all know I was taught to respect my elders

But seventy years frozen in ice's made me feel under the weather

So that's why when I spit it's so cold, so sick, I'd hate to be a dick

But both these pecs and my shield show you that I'm the most patriotic

I want you- to shut the fuck up! Steve Roger that? Got it? Good

You better prepare yourself, I'll burn your Winter Soldier like firewood

You're just a fake stupid pansy in tights, you bet you oughta be scared of me

You don't wanna step to me, I pack more meat than Ron Jeremy

You fight crime? Great, but the only offense I see is your rapping, son

I'm winning this fight, you're coming up shorter than James Madison

My rhymes fly and blow up, get ready for my lyrical missiles

You say that you're the patriotic one? Just look at my initials!

Making a kindling out of Bucky? Go and grab your Brother John

Scrooge be losing another war faster than his stash of war bonds

Punch to the Hawkeye, just say goodbye, you're nothing but full of 4th of Ju-lies

I'll make you cry, just already die, I'll bury Sir Sammy right beneath the ice

Constitute my height against Madisons, I'd be wary, son

Cause from where I'm standing, you'll be the next W.H Harrison

If you'd like to salute one finger short, then keep on pointing, gramps

Or there'll be another man in striped pyjamas for the internment camps

Is that what you expect? For me to panic and start fleeing?

You're forgetting something, Steven, you're a normal human being

Sure, you're stronger than can be, but I don't care about your gimmick

You aren't meant for rap, leave and get your ass to the Olympics

Swing your little shield around, you crazy muscled monkey

Step off, I come backed with the respect of a whole country!

I'll smack you red, black and blue, without a single doubt

Take a step into my slaughterhouse and you won't be coming out!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

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