Letra de Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto - Epic rap battle parodies

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EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

GABE NEWELL

VS

SHIGERU MIYAMOTO

BEGIN

It's game time, son; I best not hear you Far Cry

Why don't you make a good game and put down the fries?

Lets a go like Mario, even Valve fanboys think I'm awesome

Your sex life is like your games, it will never see a threesome!

My eyes may be squinted, but you're losing from what I can see!

I'm so rich off this shit, I have my own damn Monopoly!

I'm the father of gaming, you're a Tick Tock Clock Ticker

Your games are so boring, I'd rather play Cookie Clicker

You are so fat and slow, everything you do gets delayed

The amount of meme pictures isn't half the size of your weight

You've walked right into your Doom, winning will take more than luck

My game was art in your eyes? Well, I don't give a Fuch!

Let me explain the true meaning behind your little Wii

Winning is impossible, when rapping against me

You think you're in Heaven's Hands, up with the stars?

I'm surprised that terrible graphics could get you that far

I'll chop you in half, just like my Steam game prices

Counter Strike you with rhyme, crush you like your handheld devices

Wii U and GameCube? I'd rather play a PlayStation

Crushing your Super Smash Balls as I score a domination

You lost the console war; you have no chance in this fight

You're a mistake like those let's play copyright strikes

I've seen better graphics on an old Tamagotchi

Prepare to die, Shiggy, just like Hiroshi Yamauchi

Oh please; I bet you have Smash Bros. 4 on your wishlist

Let's turn off the Valve; it's Mario time, bitches

Itsa-me; the true video game superstar

Nintendo's been on top since we were making playing cards

Just like Surgeon Simulator, you'll be cut up dead

What kind of mascot is a bald guy with a faucet in his head?

We'll throw a Mario Party in celebration of your defeat

This battle is as pointless as the Year of Luigi

Medic! Come and give my rhymes an Übercharge

It's time to change class and show this loser who we are

I'm about to slash and gash this Japanese dude's ass

The greatest first-person shooter while you're trying to button mash

Just get the int-hell outta here or deal with my Sandman

I'll wear your ass like a hat, crush you like a Bonk! can

I've got inventories of weapons and millions of tricks

I'm the motherfucking Scout, you're just 8-bit pricks

You have no Nintendo Power, yet you think you're a Game Master?

I'll flame you up, Goomba stomp and shoot my Nintendo Zapper

So prepare to wither and die like the Great Deku Tree

TF2 was so awful, you had to make it free

It's taking me a while to make Half Life 3, yes

But at least I'm not trying to sell a failed 2DS

You even said yourself, delayed games are eventually better

But in your case, they'll all just be bad forever

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

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