Letra de Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson - Epic rap battle parodies

(Feat. Stofferex, Cam Steady)

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARO-DI-I-IES

PETER GRIFFIN

VS

HOMER SIMPSON

BEGIN

This Griffin's about to tear apart this flabby marshmallow

You're such a coward, your artist even draws you yellow

I'm clearly the better family guy! This battle isn't even fair

My popularity is even bigger than your wife's blue hair

I'm Adult Swimming in glory! My fame can reach no higher height

You're home alone with your wife, I'm drinkin' beer with Jesus Christ

Quit Quahogging the spotlight and go back to your yellow slut

You better Hit & run away, because I'm Groening you to dust

You're just a donut addicted bum of overly portly proportions

But besides that, you're honestly Fred Flintstone's abortion

Your rhymes are even weaker than your old father

We all know I'm gonna win this rap, so why even bother?

Simpson, don't start bitching! I don't want to hear a sound

We should call you Herbert the Pervert, with all those children around

Go home, Homer! With your ugly pink Sedan

Flipping you the bird is the word, my fellow yellow man

I'm nuclearly bringing heat, I'll power plant you in defeat

The only beef that you're bringing is in your stomach, Pete

Your family's just known for stupidity and masturbation

At least unlike yours, my son actually has some characterization

You're married to a nasally voiced bitch, who acts like a prude

Plus, you even found out your son has a bigger dick than you

I spit rhymes fast like a Kwikki Mart! I'm coming in with an overload

I lyrically murder, violently, like an Itchy and Scratchy episode

We'll feast on a Blue Harvest by the time I'm done with this fag

I'll Mr. burn you with disses real fast, like it's a cutaway gag

I'm grinding up this Griffin! You're just your pet dog's hoe

And, Your new episodes are worse than your buddy Cleveland's show

Enough with the fart jokes, just pack your bags and leave

Your entire life is just a re-hash of Larry & Steve

How can your family stand you? I've already had enough

Just shut your fat mouth, and go get me a Duff

God, your verse was longer than my fight against the chicken

Your lazy ass shall be plastered on the floor screaming and kicking

Sure, our humor can be the topic of toilets and urinals

But at least we don't make awful jokes at funerals

I've had my pet since the beginning, your's drop like flies, lookie

Let's see how many dead cats it takes to realize you're a pussy

You'll remember the Griffin family name, after your drunk ass is beat

I guess you could say kicking your ass was pretty freakin' sweet

D'oh! Those harsh words you're spitting really burn!

Your new-aged shit can't compare to the recognition I've earned

Do television a favor, and just cancel yourself again

You can call your life the Cleveland Show cause this is the end

I've got neighbors who are friends; who do you know, meanwhile?

A former auctioneer, a paraplegic, and a crazy pedophile

I'm going to leave you and the rest of your family crying

The same tears they cried when that car hit Brian

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

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