Letra de Monika vs. Harley Quinn - Freshy Kanal

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RAP BATTLE!

HARLEY QUINN

VS

MONIKA

BEGIN!

I gotta stop you there

Our dress code calls for much more cloth

Okay, everyone! Watch me roast

A giggling, gullible, gaudy Gotham goth!

Is that a boy? No! Is that even a person?

I like to think she's a groupie for the traveling circus!

Your childish fighting ain't out-rhyming my writing

You were assigned as a sidekick, now you're a psychotic side chick

If they made comics 'bout your childhood, I'd reach for the tissues

'Cause this room would fill up with way too many issues!

You're a psychiatrist? From what I deduce

You must have wrote your thesis on domestic abuse!

But if I beat you in this battle, you won't get out of the ghetto

Still flattered to meddle with tatted crack addict Jared Leto

'Cause no matter what you offer, he won't like you in the first place

You'll never swing you bat hard enough to get to third base!

I wasn't gonna go here, but bitch you asked for it

Your man's running off with girls that are eighteen with an asterisk

Laugh about my past, soon you're in a crisis

'Cause as Doctor, I'm licensed to silence this virus

Ya think Prince Charming's waiting on the other side

In reality, it's a million nerds gawking at your thighs

I've fought with bats, cats, crocs, and my future spouse

Girl, you got your ass skeddaddled by a computer mouse

So these theories say your game is grim?

But your third eye's blind if you see a working dating sim

You'd die without attention and you call me crazy? Please!

You sound like you're used to getting killed by MC's!

Hang on, all your marriage attempts had loose ends

Tighten up your lines if you're gonna be a noose-ance—

I hate to spill the tea, but your options crushed down

Either a self-harming love or getting cut out!

Put another crew together and soon you'll be gone

The audience would snap next if your movies went on—

Oh boy, oh boy, what is this?

Some kind of Suicide Squad?

Your poetry is lifeless! You lock yourself behind your bars

Learned so much about psychology, but lose against a broken heart!

All these fights for a mother, it seems wild

It's like you call yourself a Bird of Prey 'cause you took flight from your child! (Oh!)

We're living in a world of infinite choices

But your rap is like your mind: pointless infinite voices

'Cause you're poisoned, I'll destroy it, you could never lock me up

Yesterday, Justice League! Today, Just Monika

You went all Macbeth on your small talk buds

Which turned your festival into the Cockblock Club

You're a Hole in the Wall of all the problems you're crossed in

Pretend we're back in Act I; your love is not an option!

You couldn't getcha puddin' so you pushed into the software

Still, your lover wouldn't look and you went crying, "not fair!"

I'm flipping the script, so you can't predict what you read

Your rhymes won't make the final cut, this bitch is getting Yuri'd!

And if you're not the key to dough, they'll stop your Doki beat

So take D L, bitch, you just got owned by DC

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!

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