RAP BATTLE!
KING DICE
VS
OOGIE BOOGIE
BEGIN
Straight out Inkwell Isle, now I'll use my ink well
Contracts ain't the only pen game the King sells
Against this bug brain, my suits ain't as mundane
You look like the KKK went on too many lunch breaks
Don't need to collect souls, my boot soles could crush this fake
I'd whack your creepy crawling derrière with a puff of Raid
Your Bug Day got upstaged, what a shame
Our insects are the least celebrated colony since Columbus Day
Inkwell Hell well, ain't this fight just nice? Are you set on easy mode? 'Cause my good sir, you blew it
So I'll use this rolly-poly dice as some added spice and my delicious stew will be the only thing surely brewin'
You lost to some china tryna play finger guns, god
I thought you were a mobster, you can't make it past a mug shot
You're chokin', you're chokin' with those feeble disses
My sides might burst, you're leaving me in stitches
Since the 90s, I've been vibin' on shirts, games and parks
You spent four years in the waiting line to get a second part
I'm running bur-laps around a measly gun-for-hire
Call me your contracts, sucker, I'm on fire
I'm Mr. King Dice, don't you even try now
Otherwise you'll see why they call it Die House
I'm the dude getting Netflix toons
While Disney didn't want their name next to you
I tear streaks apart, you couldn't beat my cards
'Cause the king of hearts could sweep your Kingdom Hearts
Thinking that I'll let up? You really wanna bet, bud?
You can call me Sally, 'cuz I got a leg up
Got 52 cards, but I'm not one to deal with
You had like 52 seconds in your screentime appearance
So the Devil himself prepared a special hell
For the most washed-up thing from NBC since SNL
You make a lot of kids work just to play a game
You'd be more successful taking over child labor day
Maybe pass the rapping to your goons
'Cuz you're in my shadow like the moon
With all your minions you couldn't hold 'em like Texas
This high roller's gonna smoke you like the Devil's lettuce
Now look at your rhymes and maybe put 'em aside
I got the hooks and the jives to keep the Boogie alive
Like your loading screen go and open wide
I'll give this loaded dice a little load of mine
Step on my block, I leave sleazy blockheads in pieces
Deckin' dicey devil dealing douches dead, that's a D6
So don't nap on this sack or I'll knapsack that top crown
Hail to your new king, baby, that's a knockout!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE IS ON THE WAY!