Letra de Maya Rudolph Mother’s Day Monologue - Saturday Night Live

(Feat. Maya Rudolph, Bowen Yang, Sarah Sherman, Kenan Thompson, Chloe Fineman, Punkie Johnson, Chloe Troast, Devon Walker, Marcello Hernandez)

Ladies and gentlemen, Maya Rudolph!

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!

Oh, it's so good to be back! Thank you!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart

It is so good to be back and for the Mother's Day episode

And for me, it's extra special because I am a four-time mom

That's right, I have four beautiful kids, that I know of

Hey, Maya! Hi, Maya!

Bowen, Sarah, hey guys!

We just wanted to say, happy Mother's Day!

Oh, thank you!

But, Maya, look

You're not just a mom

You're mother

You're a 30 Rock legend

You've had your foot on our necks since Y2K

Really?

Of course!

You were the first to slay the house down, boots queen

You have achieved the extra-terrestrial mother status

Me? Mother?

You're right

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Mr. Infinity Décor

We did not come to play with you, hoes

We came to slay, bitch

And also do some comedy bits

Oh, yes

This is Maya's house now

Ladies and gentlemen, gays and theys

I give to you, Mother of the House of Rockefeller

(sung)

I'm your mother

I'm your mother

I'm your—oops, I made you dance

Remember in that movie when I pooped my pants?

When you were a baby, you pooped your pants

And I changed your diaper

I'm your mother

Who coined "sweater weather" and get you a car made of leather?

I did

I also said "Clean your room"

I'm your mother

(spoken)

It's Mother's Day, y'all

Today we celebrate all kinds of mothers

Step mothers, godmothers, mothers from another brother, Dance Moms, Octomom

What about dog moms?

What about them?

And honey, that's not a dog

That's a bitch!

(sung)

I'm your mother

I'm your mother

I'm your—bow down, children, I'm your mama

It's giving queen, it's giving drama

This place gave you coneheads

It's 11:30, go to bed

Who's your favorite funty?

It's me, Kamala Hunty!

I will also turn this car around

If you don't stop hitting your sister

I'm your mother

(spoken)

Maya! Maya!

Not now, child

Mother is mothering

I know

But I have a message from the gays

The monologue is giving body-ody-ody

Body-ody-ody?

Yes, mother

The results are in!

Ten!

Ten!

I'm gagged!

Gagged? Say less!

(sung)

I'm your, Baba Wawa, Debbie D, Sweeney Sisters, and Gilly, Martha Stewart gave good hair, Mary Katherine Gallagher, Schweddy Balls and Donatella, Lisa from Temecula

Giving gorgeous, serving pretty, they did it live from New York City

I'm your mother

I'm your mother

I'm your—

Mother

(spoken)

We got a great show for you tonight!

Vampire Weekend is here!

So stick around, we'll be right back

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