Letra de Domingo (Bridesmaids Speech) - Saturday Night Live

(Feat. Andrew Dismukes, Heidi Gardner, Ego Nwodim, Sarah Sherman, Ariana Grande, Marcello Hernandez, Chloe Fineman)

Hit it

The bridesmaids wanted a celebration

So we took a trip, bachelorette vacation

'Cause we know she needs one, a break from Matthew

Just kidding, Matt, we're glad she has you

We're out, the shots are flowing, yeah

Guys on the dance floor grooving, yeah

We say, "No thanks, she's taken," yeah

(Sing it)

Now she's with a hot guy, but he looks gay, heard his name is Domingo

Second location, maybe he's bi, still dancing with Domingo

Third location, fully straight, fully touching Domingo

"I can't wait to be his wife," she's pointing to Domingo

So quick question, who's Domingo?

Oh, just this random guy we met, I told you about him

I'm positive you did not

In the bathroom, we take her aside

She says, "Don't worry, we won't cross the line"

"Think of your fiancé," she says, "Good reminder"

Hands me her ring, then we can't find her

You took off your ring? Is this true?

Well, I just didn't want to lose it in the hot tub

What hot tub?

Now we're back in the house, in the hot tub, she's there with Domingo

Ask us to leave, get a hotel, she's vibing with Domingo

You asked them to leave and get a hotel?

Shh! You're missing it

At the Marriott, googling Domingo

Just to make sure he's not psycho

But he's actually a doctor and randomly a model

And he volunteers with weird, sick animals (Ohh!)

Is the point of this song just that Kelsey cheated on me all weekend?

No, the point is, it's Espresso

You're not even listening to the lyrics

That's all I'm listening to

The next day, she said, "Nothing happened"

They talked all night about you, Matthew

Then at brunch, she just starts crying

We ask her, "Why?", she says, "I'm just so tired"

We say, "Take a nap"

She says, "I'm not that kind of tired"

Okay, I need answers now about you and whoever this Domingo guy is

And not for nothing, but the rhyme scheme has gone completely out the window

Okay look, I'm sorry I met someone I connected with, but Domingo is in the past

Kelsey, I'm here

See now, if this is Domingo, I'm gonna be pissed

(Hey Matt!) Came all this way, had to explain, direct from Domingo

Kelsey's a friend, she's like my sis, but we did hook up though

What? Why would you guys tell me this through song?

I hope we can still be friends

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