Letra de Guy Fawkes vs. Che Guevara - Epic Rap Battles of History

(Feat. Nice Peter, Robert Rico)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

GUY FAWKES

VS

CHE GUEVARA

BEGIN!

Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer

Ill rhyme slayer from the 60's era

Revolting heavy metal rebel blood spiller

Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers (Hoo!)

I'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look

You're famous cause of Alan Moore's third best book

All the children say we will be like Che

Asthmatic, but I'll take your breath away *gasp*

You tried to rebel against James the first

Here's a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse!

I got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge

Your head is on a spike up on London Bridge!

You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick

Got caught with a fuse like your bars, not lit

You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy

Treat this battle like the gallows and take another dive

As a communist it must really hurt

That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched

Being plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts

Making capitalists rich off of you on merch

Right, I'm a pious man and I fight for the lord

I would cut you but I don't want your sweat on my sword

I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name

And listening to you felt pretty much the same (oooh!)

Face it, Ernesto, you're Castro but less so

He's Cuba Commander, you're more of the Destro

Revolt all you want, I don't give two Guy Fawkes

But look at Venezuela; what you're fighting for sucks

Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics

A group with a bad touching little boys habit

And this porn star pilgrim look what's up with that?

It's more like V for very bad hat

Oh! What's the Fawkes say now?

(KA! KA KA KA KA-KA!) When they cut your junk out

I'm the hardest Marxist ever graced a banknote

You're an error prone terrorist-- penny for the scapegoat?

Don't try to boast 'bout your banknotes with Guido

You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito

This very battle disproves your communist initiative

These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed (aah!)

I'm Catholic, I've got mass when I'm rapping

You're an ump-Che, that's Bay of Pigs latin

After what just happened you should retire

Is it the 5th of November? Cause I'm on fire!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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