Uptown Haters Skit Lyrics

Uptown Haters Skit Lyrics

Hello

Hey, what's up, man? A big rave going on tonight, so now you rolling with me?

There are no raves in Jamaica, my friend, whatcha talkin' 'bout

No, they're carryin' in this guy from Ibiza, man

The guy from Ibiza?

Yeah, it goin' to be, it goin' to be off the hook

The last time you guys tried to get me to go to a rave, I ended up at-

No, this time-

Some dancehall likkle ting

It's glow sticks, it's goin' to be off the hook to work

Mathieu, Mathieu, the last time you spoke to me about a rave, it was dancehall, it was Sean Paul

No, they're goin' to have girls in cages doin' up but it's not-

Dutty, dutty yeah, it's some rubbish on the stage, jumpin' up and down and it was total foolishness

It's not what you're thinkin' Sharky

You know I'm not into dancehall

No, but Sharky this time

And I really, I really wish you'd not try to trick me to goin' to these dancehall event that you got because I'm not into the dancehall

I'm not tryin' to trick you, it's-

And you know that I believe dancehall is rubbish, right? Rubbish

It's a rave

I'm not goin' to allow you to fool me into gettin' to go to another dancehall event

Sharky, just hear me. It's a rave, no

There is no more of me going to dancehall events

Every, every

There are no raves, you are not going to fool me, again

Everything you like, you hear?

Ever, alright? No more, it's rubbish