Letra de Sale of the Century (Skit) - Ghostface Killah

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Let's get ready for the Supreme Clientele show with your hilarious host Dave Chappelle

Welcome to the show

What's question one, Dave?

What is the first thing a brother does when he wakes up in the hood in the morning?

Again, what is the first thing a brother does when he wakes up in the hood in the morning?

Ooh, ooh, yeah, yo, I got it, got it

Alright, let's see if he got the answer

I'ma pray to the Brown Jesus

Nigga, you lyin', you gon' eat that 1980s pussy

That is correct

Ayo, first thing I do in the morning, you know what I mean?

I scratch my balls, make sure it's two of 'em there, and then I thank my Lord and Savior that we still here

He is correct

I'ma light a Newport 100, smack my bitch, and have her make me some scrambled eggs

Correct

Don't put pork on my shit, bitch

I'ma put a porn on the VCR, beat my meat, so I could be light on my feet, ya heard? Deadass

He is correct

I'ma keep it a buck with y'all

I just wake up and just go clean my gun

That is correct

I be in the bathroom with the Palmolive cleanin' my hammer, so I don't

I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know what these niggas is on

Now, he asked me, he ain't ask y'all

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