Letra de Merry Fucking Christmas - South Park

I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus

They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad and not in our holiday

And so every December I go to the Middle East and say

Hey there Mr. Muslim!

Merry fucking Christmas!

Put down that book the Quran

And hear some holiday wishes

In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday

So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate!

There is no holiday season in India I've heard

They don't hang up their stockings and that is just absurd

They've never read a Christmas story

They don't know what Rudolph is about

And that is why in December

I'll go to India and shout

Hey there Mr. Hinduist!

Merry fucking Christmas!

Drink eggnog and eat some beef

And pass it to the missus

In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday!

So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan, everyone just lives in sin

They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin

On December 25, all they do is eat a cake

And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say

Hey there Mr. Shintoist!

Merry fucking Christmas!

God is gonna kick your ass

You infidelic pagan scum!

In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do!

So lets all rejoice for Jesus and merry fucking Christmas to you

On Christmas Day

I travel 'round the world and say

Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too

Merry fucking Christmas to you!

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