Letra de Freestyle on Sway In The Morning - Lil Dicky

Lil 'ol Dick and I'm back in this bitch

I know y'all know when I rap, what it is?

All facts don't fib, got a gang full of hits

In touch with the kids like a pedo

Uhhh, I'ma jam like Shaq

I'ma bang when I wish

Up in this bish like a fe-tus

Ain't no timelines when you timeless

Hold up, MJ, '96

Meaning I'm back on my bullshit

You know I come hard like a full dick

Suburban and white, WHIP

Stay with the bread like some Cool Whip, though

Look how it spread! Cool Whip flow

I can make 'em ride with an IG live

And my girl got bombs in her Hibaji hive

In between her legs it's looking right

Hypotenuse

Uh, bang it all down

Hold up, Sway, lemme break it all down

Been out here, citizenship

Look at how I got everybody tuned in right now

They'll probably watch this for an hour

Tracey, I brought you flowers

Accident

Gas out the ass like flatulence

I was slept on like mattresses

I got my head right, Aspirine

I'm cashin' in, I'm cashin' in

I'm not aboutta hold a paper and display it like a thumbtack

No touchback, they about to run this back

And if you ever met me or root for me

Sharp shit, coming from my dome

I'm a unicorn!

Pardon my breath

Only perky set I fuck with is breast

Elevator, kissing hoes at the Ritz

Freaky Friday, I get in 'em like Chris

Wait, Sway, pass me the 'roc (Ciroc)

Get it, pose, jab, pump fake

Hump!

Jumping in 'em, 2 shots at the line

I got 'em...like a mime

Odell Beckham, might cut on a dime

Glow in the dark, see me anytime

Used to put the Xbox controller on my dick and let it vibrate

How I jerked off as a child

Came a long way

Now I'm like:

Ayy, girl! You, me, fuck?

And the shit work

Hey! Her brother looking at me like

Hey...fuck her bro!

Sway, her brother looking at me like

Hey...FUCK HER BRO!

I'm like Kareem Abdul

Kareem Abdul Jabbar

These hooks got me scoring, see me coming from afar

Rapping in France

I never need an advance

I'm switching it up like I'm trans

Although I'm the Trojan man, I'm eating the pussy like cervical cancer

I know where I'm going, but shit if my GPS dies

I sleep in my Sedan

I can't do the Shmurda dance

I get caught up...looking awkward, ya know?

Sometimes I'll catch it for a minute

OJ wit' it, y'all wonder how I did it

My ma' hit me once, she lucky I didn't sue

But I'll stomp y'all out like Ndamukong Suh

All the shoe brands wanted me to sign

I remember they thought I was Lonely Island

There will not be another like me

I can go viral if I put out a snippet

I'm sick like a cold and you really can get it

I'll always be playing just like I'm embedded

I gotta leg up like ottomans, though

My television show is coming, but that it irrelevant

Right now I'm rapping like presents get

How did I get here?

I got BIG, rapping like Diddy

I'm prevalent

Hold up, lemme find the melody

All my fans are getting mad at me

They just wanna hear me spazzing out

But I just had to put a couple smashes out

How is this shit a pop star?

Rap name is a dick joke

How did he make it that far?

Good pussy at the crib like a house cat

They waiting on my buzz like the Outback

In and out with the bag like I make tea

When I do shopping sprees

I browse long like A.D.'s

Girls get wet like Navy

Pull up like I'm Stephen, she'll cream

Players in the NBA text me

If I want a diet coke, someone brings me diet coke

All my live show nuts like I expose testicles

Hold up, wait

Lemme ad-lib my shit

(Oh, yeah, yeah)

Look at my penmanship

(I write this)

I'm a Carl's Jr. model

(For real)

Just on the side like soccer moms

I coulda sold you stocking bombs

Happened so fast like Ramadan

The Autobahn

Desean been runnin' down the bomb from Carson's arm

I'm off the farm

I'm on the court

The Jumbotron is on the boy

They playing my song

LeBron is nodding!

Am I James Worthy?

Look at my bars I made off like Bernie (ooh!)

Oh, we having fun

Girls see me and start blushing just because I'm around

I used to always get a boner at my physical, Sway

If this is culture appropriation, what can I say?

What would you have me do? You know I gotta rap

Put the times, now are scary

Hold up, wait

Take a step back

Dave, think about this shit

The internet is a permanent place

This gon' live forever

Uhhh, breathe!

Analyse!

Think about everything

I'm such an idiot

I used to cover R. Kelly songs at my shows without even knowing it was problematic

I feel the pressure under more scrutiny

What I do? Act more jewishly

Come on, Sway, write my eulogy

Am I, looking like I needa get a job?

Or, looking like I need a body guard?

I, play tennis with Leonardo

Ha, y'all train on track like cargo

I go dumb-dumb, dumb it up

Don't fuck on planes, but I'm coming up

Add up my views to sum it up

I was just on Sports Center, dun-na-na

I think this is good, I've done enough

My haters look mad like:

"Son of a--"

Now lemme go and finish up my album

Jussie Smollett, you know I'mma fuck it up!