Letra de Everybody Needs Me - Tom MacDonald

I think the world's gone brain-dead

Since when did everybody identify as they/them

Cut off all their penises and trade 'em for some fake breasts?

I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends

I just think it's weird that the world's so offended

They tell us fat is beautiful while they takin' Ozempic

They wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic

And they really wanna win, so they're riggin' the elections

Everybody's offended 'bout everything every second

And any time that I mention that men can never get pregnant

I get aggressively threatened by kids with seventeen genders

Who think a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson

And it's crazy, P. Diddy diddlin' rappers and hittin' women on camera

Conviction ain't gonna happen, hid the evidence

Instead of puttin' him in the slammer 'cause he's too rich to be cancelled

We try to fill a prison cell with the president

Born in Canada, moved to the USA

Where you're probably a racist if you're not gay

All of my Blacks, all of my whites

If you on the left, if you on the right

If you got a weenie and/or vageenie

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

All of my straights, all of my gays

All of my bi's who swing both ways

If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Gwan de doctor (Gwan de doctor)

Tell him, "Save me, man" (Tell him, "Save me, man")

Me de see one rapper (See one rapper)

He a chi chi man (He a chi chi man)

(Mo fire)

I think the world's gone mad

Do Black lives still matter, or is trans the new Black?

Every time I rap, I got 'em crappin' they pants

They havin' cardiac arrest like they all had the jab

It's weird, take a look at your history

You're yellin', "Free Palestine," look what happened when you freed Britney

Your children ain't gay, they've been watchin' too much Disney

Eminem fans prayin' Shady will diss me

Everybody's so triggered that I just keep gettin' bigger

They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said—

I just wanna know about which rich celebrity's kiss

Keeps the Epstein listies hid from existence

I don't wanna be nobody other than me

I wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breathe

Hollywood is a joke, and I'm exposin' the creeps

Like Ellen Page ain't a man if she squattin' to pee

Born in Canada, moved to the USA

Where you're probably a racist if you're not gay

All of my Blacks, all of my whites

If you on the left, if you on the right

If you got a weenie and/or vageenie

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

All of my straights, all of my gays

All of my bi's who swing both ways

If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Don't call me a white boy, I identify as Black

My pronouns are the ones you didn't use, so now I'm mad (Mo fire)

My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack

I can't say the R-word, so y'all are handicapped

All of my Blacks, all of my whites

If you on the left, if you on the right

If you got a weenie and/or vageenie

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

All of my straights, all of my gays

All of my bi's who swing both ways

If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees

They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Gwan de doctor (Gwan de doctor)

Tell him, "Save me, man" (Tell him, "Save me, man")

Me de see one rapper (See one rapper)

He a chi chi man (He a chi chi man)

(Mo fire)

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