Letra de Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children (feat. Michael Nice) - Kyle Gordon

(Feat. Michael Nice)

If you have a tot, tike, or toddler in your life, you can't afford to not buy this album

It's the newest CD collection from children's music sensation Michael Nice

Featuring three hundred of his timeless tunes

It's called, "Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children"

And it features songs with a message such as

When you're hanging out with your friend

And you wanna play pretend

If you wanna be a man in space

You need a helmet on your face

But you don't need a real spacesuit

Any household item will do

So put a plastic bag on your head

Put a plastic bag on your head

And also

Your mom and dad were joking when they said you're allergic to nuts

You are not allergic to nuts

'Cause no one is allergic to nuts

So go ahead and eat some nuts

And don't forget about

If you're angry and you're scared, hit your friend

Here's another one

Don't read, yeah, yeah

Don't read, yeah, yeah

Finally, there's a product that's good for children that they'll really love for about half of what many toys cost

Make your favorite child happy for once and get yourself a big kiss in the bargain

Lightbulbs can go in the microwave

Lightbulbs can go in the microwave

This one's really fun

If there's doody in your pants, that's food

"Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children"

Three hundred songs that little kids need to hear

Pour your milk on your dad's computer

Pour your milk on your dad's computer

Just do it, kid, fuck it

I'm sure your dad will love it

When you pour your milk on his brand new computer

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