Christmas Kinda Sucks Letra - Peach PRC

This Christmas kinda sucks

This tree looks kinda high, then again so do I

Can't smoke up a mistletoe, but damn I tried

I hate this winter theme, it's 38 degrees

A bump's the only snow I'll ever see

Warming my soul with the coal stripping on the North Pole

Maybe I'm just a little too old

Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white

My gingerbread house is on fire

So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks

Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks

And I know I should be happy enough

But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug

I think Christmas kinda sucks

So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks

Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks

And I know I should be happy enough

But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug

I think Christmas kinda sucks

This Christmas kinda sucks

My parents hate their exes, so I split between addresses

Avoiding conversations with the less progressive

Now I hate to complain, but it's just another day

I'd rather take a brandy than a candy cane

Warming my soul with the coal stripping on the North Pole

Maybe I'm just a little too old

Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white

My gingerbread house is on fire

So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks

Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks

And I know I should be happy enough

But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug

I think Christmas kinda sucks

So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks

Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks

And I know I should be happy enough

But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug

I think Christmas kinda sucks

Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks

Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks

And I know I should be happy enough

But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug

I think Christmas kinda sucks