You say my sense of humor is dry
Is that alright?
Is it just not something you're used to?
I spent so much time trying to change
But that was a waste
'Cause I know what I will and I won't do
I wanna say what I mean, and mean what I do
Without being mean and still staying true
'Cause you know I don't litter, I'm a really good tipper
And I won't be late if you ask me out to dinner
I'm just doing my best to be someone with integrity
Somebody good
Someone that you can trust and who follows instructions
Who holds the elevator if they see somebody running
I don't need to win the lottery
Isn't it enough to be
Somebody good?
This world is crazy most of the time
But, hey, so am I
I'm just trying my best to get through
I don't wanna dampen your day
Rain on your parade
Half of the time, I don't know what I'm doing
'Cause I'm only human
Tryna say what I mean, and mean what I do (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh)
Without being mean and still staying true (Ooh, ooh)
By now, you know I don't litter, I'm a really good tipper
And I won't be late if you ask me out to dinner
I'm just doing my best to be someone with integrity
Somebody good
Someone that you can trust and who follows instructions
Who holds the elevator if they see somebody running
I don't need to win the lottery
Isn't it enough to be
Somebody good?
Who doesn't cut the line? (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Somebody good (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Pours you the last glass of wine? (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Somebody good (Ooh, ooh)
Who holds the door open? (Ahh, ahh, ahh)
Like they should (Ahh, ahh, ahh)
Who loves you when you're broken? Mm-mm (Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh)
Somebody good